What would you do???????

What would you do if you were in a crappy pizza restraunt and you got sauce all over your white blouse, and you started to lick it off because you had no napkins and you thought no one was looking, but then you catch a glimpse of the two people walking into the restraunt staring at you, and those two people end up being Kevin James, and Adam Sandler (From I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry) and youre in mid-lick when you notice and your still covered in sauce? What do you do??????????